terriblepotato

too fuckin funny

2009-04-27T14:54:41Z

A friend of mine felt great a while back when he moved to the 48th floor of a building in the financial district. Today he said he almost shit his pants when a jumbo jet flew right by his window.

http://tinyurl.com/d7mkjq

http://tinyurl.com/dlzj9r

its really him

2009-04-13T01:49:39Z

My mom's friend's 3 year old granddaughter was in a museum with her parents, and asked one of the security guards, who happened to be black, what his name is. He didnt respond. She asked again. He still didnt answer. "You're barack obama!" she declared excitedly. He walked away.

from my computer class

2009-02-25T04:34:44Z

post modem, not post mortem

Email subject... Gary, there's a new Self-Improvement Meetup Group!

2009-02-17T03:42:18Z

New Self-Improvement Meetup Group!

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Join us as we come together in the spirit of compassion for the individual and the collective and a desire to find genuine purpose in who we are and what we aspire to be.

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and furthermore

2009-01-20T03:32:16Z

cutting white hairs doesnt make them less white.

I realized that the inauguration is tomorrow, but this still cracked me up

2009-01-20T03:19:44Z

ryk:
i was sick with the flu so I had to miss going out this past weekend

today is like my first real day alive again

Gary:
the net is actually slower today cos of all the streaming of the obama thing

people cant download their porn fast, how dare he!

ryk:
i have no idea what you are talking about

now you know what to get me for my birthday

2008-12-05T22:32:15Z

http://www.coolbuzz.org/entry/top-10-video-glasses/

I like the last #1 one, makes her look like megaman.

Using Big B

2008-11-16T22:41:19Z

CNN has suddenly had a lot more black news casters since B became popular. Thats not a bad thing, but it seems cheap to me. They could've started doing that before, and it wouldn't be a surprise now. If he lost would they have even done that?

I think we've won

2008-11-16T22:29:25Z

I haven't seen their face for months.

terriblepotato @ 2008-10-19T14:30:00

2008-10-19T18:32:00Z

Its getting cold and there are no plums at the grocery, shit! or more like...no shit!

cowboy canine

2008-10-05T03:30:50Z

By NYU I saw a jack russel terrier with a bandana on its neck, and asked the owner if I can take a picture of it. It was running around too much for me to get a shot, so the guy... threw the dog on top of his SUV! It kept looking down at the sidewalk, but backing away. Check it out!

http://iggy.mailup.net/russelterrier/

How do you know which kid is Dolly Parton's in the day care?

2008-09-21T11:17:13Z

He's got stretch marks around his mouth.

doot doot

2008-05-05T01:15:02Z

she drives meh crazeh
*doot* *doot*
like no won eh-else
*doot* *doot*
she drives meh crayzeh cos I cant make perogies mysEelf
*doot* *doot*

I've eaten more than I should and should've eaten less than I have

2008-04-20T07:05:10Z

famous last words of a bachelor visiting his parents

Gotta love it

2008-04-20T07:03:10Z

Half the park has been a huge ditch for a few months, surrounded by high fencing. But good to know we were dancing on the dead. Get them the fuck out of there!

Ancient Graveyard Discovered At Washington Square Park
Wednesday, February 06, 2008 | Metro New York | Topic: General

During the course of excavation for the redesign of Washington Square Park, the city’s Parks Department has uncovered human bones – at least four intact burials, and seven complete skeletons. The park was used as a burial ground for the poor in the early 1800s. The Parks Department has said that the plans for the redesign have been revised in order to leave the bones in place. Neighbors and community groups who opposed the redesign in the first place are protesting what they call “desecration” by the city. Some in these groups are urging the city to cease their reconstruction efforts.

"bad day"

2008-04-03T14:25:54Z

http://gothamist.com/2008/04/03/machetemolotov_1.php

i love it

bahahaha

2008-03-19T14:18:06Z

Ads from hotornot, for the Eliot Spitzers of the world:

http://www.seekingmillionaire.com
http://www.seekingarrangement.com

I cant believe those sites are real, the example photos of sugar daddys are laughable:
http://iggy.mailup.net/sugardaddy.jpg
These sites cry out for a board game.

Olive Garden must have some classy customers.
Quoting some old millionaire's profile on the site:
- I'm Seeking: Sugar Baby (Female)
- My Budget: Open - Amount Negotiable
- Description: I am seeking a young, attractive, slim, woman as a travel companion. She must be intelligent, great personality and have _class_. I prefer a younger woman who has not traveled extensively and one of favorite restaurants is the Olive Garden.

Time doesnt fly...

2008-02-24T06:16:37Z

it sneaks past you. I've found it disturbing that now, when I recall stuff that happened 10 years ago, it no longer happened in my childhood or even teen years. And other than reminiscing about stuy, I cant believe how old guns n' roses is. I still like that stuff, and its kind of like the generation behind me likes Clapton. Its really old school.

leave it to japan

2008-02-16T23:52:55Z

http://www.cleanishappy.com/

they just had to borrow from the brady bunch for the layout. makes as much sense as donkey kong. I will make the orgasmatron from that woody allen movie, and use the same web page style, except with cunts and penises.

http://www.fuckingishappy.com/

random thought about turkey day

2007-11-24T12:29:46Z

White people came here, and had some turkey with native americans. Then later on killed most of them.

I wonder if turkey day generally annoys native americans, seeing as how its a *national* holiday, when we celebrate white people's original arrival here, and all that we have here in america.

whats sad is that similar dialogues have probably taken place here and there

2007-11-23T05:16:46Z

A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"

The father answers:

"Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said: you've got male!

Dear To Whom This May Concern,

2007-10-24T04:31:24Z

Thats from one of the cover letters I received with the latest part-timer resumes. She's not even an international student. *headache*

random craig's list

2007-10-11T13:54:41Z

A "buddy" and I (two guys) would like to find a private room that we could use maybe one night a week and then again on Saturday morning. We are both professionals, married, and clean. If you have a spare room, work evenings, wouldn't mind making a few bucks for doing nothing, and don't mind what we will do there, let me know. Thank you.

you know you want to

2007-09-26T02:45:56Z

2189 7106 0566 7098

welp, too late, it exists

2007-09-23T18:00:02Z

http://www.thebathroomdiaries.com/usa/new+york/manhattanindex.html